AP Gov why are you keeping me up? My body aches and my bed keeps calling me. Fuck.
It’s moments like this that make me hate myself.
YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. NOW.
I will write about the following, anonymously leave one in my ask box Dear ex, Dear person I hate, Dear guy I like, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear Santa, Dear future me,
student: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: i don't know, can you?
student: **pisses on the floor to assert dominance**
infinity0nsigh: my favourite part of the harry potter movies are just those bits where harry just talks to hedwig about his life ‘what does it all mean hedwig’ ‘who am i hedwig’ hedwig was a vital character in the series everyone forgets the death of hedwig rip hedwig you were the best owl psychologist any boy could hope for
Nickelodeon would make so much money if they...
ahhhh! hes gonna kick my butt! how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man? i love the young people
‘Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants...– J. K. Rowling (via nydotr)
Chau, if you’re reading this, I miss you so fucking much.
Y’all should come over for some tamales, posole, and ham. PLENTY TO GO AROUNDDDDDD.
Hi I'm Doug Dimmadome,
flyyoupig: Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
My thoughts while at school.
walkingdowntherunway: I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you Damn baby wassup I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you