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I have no life.

"‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no."
And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

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paleful:

u know its ok to admit that u love me in my ask

(Source: szce, via hi)

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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad:Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad:Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad:Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad:Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad:Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad:Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad:I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad:Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad:Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad:Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad:It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad:Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad:*puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad:My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad:Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad:Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad:I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad:Fuck the government.
Dad:Fuck the school board.
Dad:Close the door.
Dad:Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad:I love puns.
Dad:People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad:Please shut up.
Dad:Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad:I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad:I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad:You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad:Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad:I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad:If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad:They act like I care what they think.
Dad:I hate homework.
Dad:I have decided to become a politician.
Dad:What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
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lasirenita:

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jesspizza

My snapchat game be strong

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to-winterfell-in-the-tardis:

Dragons Khaleesi, they could never be tamed, not even by their mother. 

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#GET OUT  #THEY ARE HER BABIES  #UGH THE FEELS 

samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

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unclewhisky:

timelordy-teganbreann:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

That was beautiful

When it’s finished and starts over, it feels like you’re snapped back into the world. Not entirely in a bad way, either.

unclewhisky:

timelordy-teganbreann:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

That was beautiful

When it’s finished and starts over, it feels like you’re snapped back into the world. Not entirely in a bad way, either.

— 1 week ago with 384629 notes

barkupthesignal:

walkingdeadlives:

empresspinto:

nigga-chan:

People need to realize the significance of this post, because when I reblogged it it was just blank so I think some people may not understand what this is trying to say

Adopting an animal (or buying from someone close to you who has recently had puppies, kittens, etc) is not like simply going to the store and buying a toy. You do not just get to throw it away once you are done with it and it stops being cute in your eyes

This is a real living thing that has emotions, needs, and wants, not something to be thrown away when YOU are done after YOU entered at commitment to raise and care for this animal. 

What’s just as bad as dumping the animal off just anywhere you want, whether it be on the side of the road or in a shelter, is that a lot of these animals end up dying after that. Animals are NOT always adopted and strays are not always picked up. Animals can get put down, run over, tortured, and a list of other things 

People should really think about what they are responsible for before they bring an animal into their life

Not to mention that that animal loves you, you are his world, and when you drop him off at the shelter - or worse, in the street - you are abandoning him. He doesn’t know what he did wrong, he thinks you’ll come back, maybe you just dropped him off for a bit and you’ll come back to him.
Not only did you make a commitment, but that animal loves

you and throwing them away isn’t just breaking that commitment, it’s throwing away someone who doesn’t understand why you don’t love him anymore and where you went.

This. This is honestly so true I cannot even deal with it. My aunt and uncle have two kids, that really wanted a puppy. They didn’t spend much time looking for the perfect one that would fit their family the best. Well a family friend had a bunch of puppies, Goldendoodles. Well, with out knowing how big the dog was going to get or how much work a large dog is they bought her. 
Today, she is 2 years and she is the sweetest thing when I go over to visit. But, when I do she is always in a cage. Because the second that she gets out she goes crazy. Only because she is never exercised. I find it so heartbreaking. We are trying to convince them to let us have her and take care of her. But they won’t, which has caused a family fight. 

Dog Breed Selector  - Animal Planet

Find Your Perfect Breed - Pedigree

Dog Breed Selector Tool - IAMS

There are many other resources like this online - use them and answer honestly to determine what energy level suits your lifestyle, and what each breed’s temperament and needs are. If you really must get a puppy or want to rescue a particular breed, make sure you know what you’re signing up for. Ask questions of the people at the shelter - they will be able to tell you about the dog’s behavior. 

I have a soft spot for Jack Russell Terriers… I visited a particular dog at my local shelter three times in two weeks, each time unable to bring her home because I didn’t have a yard, I didn’t have loads of spare time, and I didn’t have anyone to help me provide her with enough exercise and entertainment. She was adopted by another family and it was a joyful relief - she needed a family with children and a yard, people who could be around the better part of each day. I still wish she was around sometimes - but not at the expense of her happiness.

Consider these things when you head to the shelter as well - dogs get adopted and returned, which is twice as heartbreaking as their first surrender… Make sure you get the right fit, and understand that you may need time and patience with your new family member as they adjust to your home and you learn about each other. 

Recognize and honor the commitment that you are making.

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